Chris has been driving me nuts with all his snoring lately. So we're discussing possible causes, excessive tiredness, stress, stuff like that.
Chris: Maybe I have narcolepsy.
Silence.
Me: Um...doesn't that mean that you like to have sex with dead people?
Chris: (in between fits of laughter) No, dumbass. That's a necrophiliac.
Me: Are you sure?
Chris: Yeah babe, pretty sure.
Sigh. Note to self, learn the difference between breathing disorders and creepy fetishes.
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