Out with the old, in with the new

As usual, I'm late to the party. I had planned on doing this post, oh you know, about 2 weeks ago, but I apparently suck at time management. So yeah, it's a new year and I like to think that before we can move forward, we have to look at the past, so we can reflect and learn. I don't really think that. I really think that what's done is done, no sense crying over spilled milk, why would you buy the cow when you can get the milk for free...no wait. That's not the right saying. I've derailed.

Without further ado, I present to you my Best Posts of 2009 (in my humble opinion of course). Here we go.

10. 10 Years - This was to my babies on their 10th birthday, who aren't so much babies anymore as wonderful little young people.

9. Karma gets you every time - Poop. Tampons. Toilet overflow. Is there anything else to say?

8. Domestic Bliss - An ode to crafting. And you know what? Fuck crafting.

7. Kicked out of the Cardigan Club - I still don't fit in with these Coach wearing/carrying bitches. Apparently, a lot of you don't either. This is was one of my most commented, most e-mailed about, most talked about posts in 2009.

6. Get your boobs off my donut - The title really says it all...

5. Scrooge McDuck and Magellan do Boston - Tunnels, near death experiences, Boston...what else could it be? ROADTRIP!

4. Animal Voodoo - More near death experiences.

3. Furry buzzing overlords - A guest post written by Chris, that makes me laugh so hard I pee my pants. He's freaking hilarious.

2. The scary truth about Fiber One - I am an AWESOME mom

1. My Story - I shared my experience with domestic violence with Violence UnSilenced. It was the hardest and most rewarding thing I've ever done. Closure, finally, is a beautiful thing. Thank you Maggie, for giving me the opportunity.